Jessica: Dramatic? I studied Krav Maga with Grace Jones. Bring it.
Vivian: I hate it when they don't go down easy.

Yes. Yes I am.

Malcolm You're scared. Martin

Jessica: If this year has taught me anything, I have to learn from my mistakes.
Gil: Some mistakes are just too big.

Sorry, Viv. It's going to take more than two martinis and a couple of valium to take me down. That's breakfast in this family.


Martin: I told your mother I'd like to grow old here. Get a big cabin for all the grandkids.
Malcolm: That dream is as dead as your 23 victims.

Malcolm: You look ridiculous.
Martin: I look great! I'm incognito. A little dirty blond hair dye and some styling and voila, I'm a mountain man named Claire. I always respected men with lady names. What do you think? Too blond? Too dirty?

Gil: You buying this?
Dani: She's wrong about Bright.
JT: Our boy is crazy, but he's not the crazy.
Gil: Good. We all know she's lying; problem is we're the only ones.

Martin: I've always been aroused by good penmanship. I suppose I'm a little bisexual in that respond.
Malcolm: No, you're not.

JT: Pushing down your feelings, looking for salvation in a case to solve,damn, you've learned a lot from Bright. I have to. I never thought I'd say it, but I like the guy.
Dani: I don't need a peptalk.
JT: How about a lead?

Martin: Whatcha thinking about?
Malcolm: You. Always you.

Martin: We're the victims here, Malcolm. That woman abducted me and almost killed you. If she's smart ...
Malcolm: She'll tell them I was part of the whole thing.
Martin: We're in a pickle.

Nothing like a misogynist who needs a woman to get the job done.


Prodigal Son Quotes

 No one is born broken. Someone breaks us.


Malcolm, Malcolm, listen to me. I want you to remember something, OK? You're my son, and I love you. I will always love you because we're the same.