"Suck home plate!"

Shawn [to Henry]

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• Added: November 09, 2011

Shawn: Last week you mistook me for Michael Chickless!
Henry: That's because you were dressed like Michael Chickless!

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• Added: November 09, 2011

Gus, Don't be Pete Roses's haircut.

Shawn

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• Added: November 09, 2011

I'm so proud of you man!

Shawn[ to Cal]

• Permalink: I'm so proud of you man!
• Added: November 09, 2011

Really?! Did you see all the pipe I laid to get that?!

Shawn[ to Gus]

• Permalink: Really?! Did you see all the pipe I laid to get that?!
• Added: November 09, 2011