Hello, Mrs. America. Say hello to mommy....

Lassiter

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• Added: April 17, 2013

I wish them exactly 7.2 years of happiness.

Shawn

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• Added: April 17, 2013

Did you consider going Costanza?

Henry

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• Added: April 17, 2013

If I were a mobster I think my mobster name would be Fricky Friction.

Shawn

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• Added: April 10, 2013

I've got one speed and it is full throttle.

Lassiter

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• Added: April 10, 2013

Step to me and I whip out the enormous piece I have under this robe!

Lassiter

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• Added: April 10, 2013

Did a hooker will this to you?

Juliet

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• Added: April 10, 2013

I'm the Chief of making bitches do shots.

Big Wendy

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• Added: April 10, 2013

Woody: Where is Stumpy?
Gus: Somewhere disappointing Jesus....

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• Added: April 10, 2013

I have one weakness in this life, and he has her.

Lassie

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• Added: April 10, 2013

It's a valid question, Lassie!

Gus

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• Added: April 10, 2013

Guard her with your life. That's not hyperbole!

Lassiter

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• Added: April 10, 2013