I'm about to make Lassie's year.

Shawn

You give me something to believe in even stronger than the NRA's code of ethics.

Lassiter

I'm good at what I do and what I do is good. Isn't it?

Shawn

Falling in love with you was not part of the plan.

Shawn

It's a classic girls name, like Shawn.

Rachael

He's been grilling me about where circus performers go when they die.

Rachael

I know, I know, my parents were big fans of Hertz Rent-A-Car.

Shawn

I can't read alive women right now...

Woody

Jonathan Taylor Thomas is not an acronym.

Juliet

Do me a favor and keep Max away from dead people, ok?

Rachael

Gus: Hey little man, get in the car!
Shawn: That's your audition for 'To Catch a Predator?

Before I use you as a human shield there are some things I need to say.

Shawn

Psych Season 7 Quotes

Hello, ass face.

Shawn

So the next time you decide to put your life in danger, remember there is someone that loves you that is worried sick...

Juliet