Pushing Daisies Quotes
Chuck: We're going to heaven.
Louis: I got in?
Chuck: Yeah, and heaven is closing in five minutes.
Chuck: I was having conversations with myself.
Ned: What did you guys talk about?
Emerson: Lawrence Schatz wasn't murdered. He was accidentally, involuntarily manslaughtered.
Ned: I appreciate that.
Chuck: The pirate metaphor, it's weak.
Emerson: It's apt.
It's nice to get things back.
Chuck
Salesman: It's homeopathic.
Olive: Meaning it only relates to gay people?
Future Me is saying 'I told you so' all upside your head... but Now Me is standing here quietly.
Emerson
Emerson: That was the truth bus.
Olive: That wasn't the truth buss. That was the bitchy, cross town express.
Chuck: Which birthday should I celebrate? I have two now...
Ned: Whichever is easier to explain.
Emerson: Contacted the company that makes these doors under false pretenses. They gave me a sample ID badge which I digitally altered using the magnetic code that matches the serial number of this machine. Is that cheap?
Chuck: (holds up an ID badge as well) I don't know. Is this? I gave the security guard a hug goodbye. My upper body distracted him while these things I call "hands" took this off his belt.
Chuck: I don't know anything about you since you were nine.
Ned: Well, it's pretty much I bake pies and wake the dead. I live a very sheltered life.
And although he couldn't hear her, Ned suddenly wanted to tell her everything. Pet peeves and favorite foods, his fears, his dreams, and all the pure joy she had brought into his life.
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