Hailey: My hotel's right across the street.
John: Well, that's convenient. I hope you have a good night's sleep. Oh, wait a second. I see what you're saying. OK, just this once. Bartender! Can you please bring me the bill as fast as humanly possible?

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Hailey: Hey, asshole. If you really thought I was going to blackmail you, why'd you sleep with me?
John: You're kidding, right?

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You'll have to excuse me. I'm very busy doing anything but this.

John

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Kyle: Hello. Can I get you a cup of coffee?
Madi: Shut the fuck up.

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