Ray Donovan
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeRay Donovan Season 1 Episode 9: "Road Trip" Quotes
Mickey: Let me get this straight. No one else knows about this?
Van: I couldn't risk it.
Mickey: And you get all the credit.
Listen, Sully, if you need a gun or a car in this town, I'm the guy you want to get it for ya.
Ray
Abby: He stinks of booze. And he's wearin' a woman's shirt.
Ray: Yep. He'll be fine.
You'll never believe how f*cked up I was this morning. You gotta hand it to Ray.
Tommy
Ray: You stopped at a hotel?
Avi: They're out of their f*cking minds, Ray.
He put his penis in my hand!
Girl
Tommy: Maybe I should just kill myself.
Ray: Kill yourself tomorrow. Tonight you're going to this awards thing and you're taking my kid.
Ray: What the f*ck is on your head?
Tommy: My heart is broken. How can you even ask me that?
Conor: Look, I know you think he's a perv. He's not. He likes trannies. And girls when he's drunk.
Ray: You seem to know him pretty well.
Conor: He's my friend. He's never done anything to me. And if he did, I know how to take care of myself.
F*ck the bureau. Lazy people are always sticking their names on good work. Not this time. Who's got the stick now, hmmm? Who's got the stick now?
Van
