Vegi-boy isn't much of a conversationalist.

Kara

No I'm not going to call your parents. I've met your parents and they're a bigger pain in my ass than you are.

Nurse Jackson

Everything you just told me sucks more than I can process right now.

Emma

Usually when people have surgery they're bombarded by every random family member they have.

Emma

I haven't heard any code blue alarms so I'm pretty sure the amigo's not dead.

Dash

Daniella: I do know one thing. You're braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.
Kara: Don't be Winnie the Pooh-ing my ass. I'm not five years old anymore.
Daniella: That is true but you'll always be my Kara-bear.

I used to think your soul was black but now it's like a charcoal grey.

Emma

Kara: Most girls I know would kill to have an eating disorder.
Emma: And most girls I know would kill you.

Sorry, we didn't all grow up on a very special episode of Seventh Heaven.

Kara

Listen girlfriend, we didn't become Out magazine's 7th most powerful lesbian couple in Southern California by working our way up a freaking list. Now tell me who I have to call to get a quality ticker around here.

Sarah

You can't let a little bald head interfere with your job. We got a lot of little bald heads running around this place.

Nurse Jackson

You put your pants on one leg at a time. I mean it's such a basic concept it's literally an expression. It means your just like anyone else, except for me and Jordi. We're not like anyone else.

Leo