Resident Alien
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on SyFyResident Alien Season 1 Episode 7: "The Green Glow" Quotes
The biggest misconception that humans have about the universe is that it's enormous. It's not. It's tiny. It's also finite and smells of slightly burnt caramel corn. I understand why these dumb humans don't know anything about the extended universe; they've never been there.
Harry
They stole my ship. They know I'm stranded here. They must be searching for me. I would grow a mustache as a disguise, but then I'd have to get a job as a firefighter or a pedophile.
Harry
Harry: We should talk.
Isabelle: Yes?
Harry: What are you making for dinner?
Are you angry because I drugged you? I was trying to be kind. On television, the Three Stooges knock each other out with skillets.
Harry
This is my life now -- human being. So I have to live like humans do. Occupy my time at a job I loathe, slowly rotting away until I die. What are my choices?
Harry
Harry: I'm still depressed, but it doesn't matter. I don't care.
D'Arcy: You're doin' depression right. The key is to embrace it. Once you accept that you've got nothing, then you've got nothing left to lose. The low point. That's where freedom lives.
Why do you smell like that kid at school who wears his jacket inside?
Max
Harry: You will help me find my device.
Max: Why? What's it do?
Harry: [internal] Cook your monkey ass. [to Max] Consider it a radio.
