Resident Alien
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on SyFyResident Alien Season 3 Episode 2: "The Upper Hand" Quotes
There's six blueberries in one half and two blueberries in the other. Was your oven on its side? No, thank you.
Mike
Here. Deputy Liv made you some lopsided muffins.
Mike [to Ben]
Mike: You gettin' a pool?
Ben: Uh, I don't know. Kate wants to sell the house. I thought maybe if I put in a pool, she'd want to stay.
Mike: Count me out. I don't swim in water somebody else is teabaggin'.
Ben: Uh, pretty sure we'd be wearin' bathing suits.
Mike: Shit. Water don't care! You wrap a teabag in a speedo and you put it in some water, you still gonna get a cup of tea that tastes like your nuts.
Is it too much to ask for to find an independent woman who only does what I want?
Mike
Oh no! The pizza's outside the trap!
Harry
D'Arcy: You gotta do something. You're an alien. I just watched you climb a wall. Don't you have any other special powers? Even ET could levitate toys and shit.
Harry: He is so special! ET could fly a bicycle! ET had a flashlight for a finger! Do you know what it is like to be constantly compared to that waddling sex doll?
What's the alien word for screw-up? Or is it just Joseph?
Asta
Joseph: You have no idea what you're dealing with.
Dan: Oh, no. You're an alien? You think I give a shit? You can't swing a dead cat in this town without hittin' an alien.
In every situation, I just end up with a lot of sweeping to do and learn more than I need to about film photography.
Harry
