Mike: You gettin' a pool?
Ben: Uh, I don't know. Kate wants to sell the house. I thought maybe if I put in a pool, she'd want to stay.
Mike: Count me out. I don't swim in water somebody else is teabaggin'.
Ben: Uh, pretty sure we'd be wearin' bathing suits.
Mike: Shit. Water don't care! You wrap a teabag in a speedo and you put it in some water, you still gonna get a cup of tea that tastes like your nuts.