Nick: Has anyone put a hex on you? Damned your soul?
Betty: No. I was recently likened to the Harlot of Babylon.
Sabrina: Oh, yes, totally! Yeah, no, the Harlot wouldn’t technically be allowed into heaven. No.
Betty: Oh, okay, well that figures.
Sabrina: Anyone else here have an emotional connection with Archie that can lead him back to the mortal realm?
[Betty points to Veronica]
Veronica: Sure, yeah, kill me temporarily so I can visit my ex-boyfriend in heaven. Why not!

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• Added: July 10, 2022

This is coo-coo bananas, but I’m also kinda feeling it. So, what do I do?

Cheryl

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• Added: July 10, 2022

Don’t cry, not for me. What was that thing your aunties used to say? Witches don’t cry.
[“Nick” and Sabrina kiss]

Nick

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• Added: July 10, 2022

Sabrina: I can’t promise you a happy ending. Once I find Jughead, great name by the way, I’ll explain what happened, but it’s up to him.
Veronica: Meaning?
Sabrina: The dead have to want to return. I can’t force them to come back.

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• Added: July 10, 2022

If the citizens of Riverdale wish to stand united against me, then the price they will pay for their defiance will be truly biblical.

Percival Pickens

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• Added: June 12, 2022

I’m nothing like you.

Betty

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• Added: June 12, 2022

Fan: You’re my hero, Betty Cooper.
Betty: Hero?
Fan: You’re practically one of them.
Betty: What did you just say?!
Fan: I’d be honored to be your first official kill.

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• Added: June 12, 2022

Charles: What about live entertainment? Have you booked an act yet?
Veronica: Yes, Kevin will be presenting a few musical numbers from the holy grail of serial killer musicals.
Charles: Sweeney Todd?!
Veronica: Alas, no. American Psycho.

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• Added: June 12, 2022

Betty: The question is do you even want us to try?
Charles: The truth is that I’m terrified of dying, Betty. I’m afraid of where I might end up. For all of my sins.

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• Added: May 29, 2022

Back in high school, you never saw Jones without his stupid beanie. He wore it every day, 24/7. He buried it in a time capsule, but I know exactly where there is.

Reggie

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• Added: May 29, 2022

Heather: Tell me, Cheryl, how much do you know about turning unseeable?
Cheryl: Only from Harry Potter and The Wizards of Waverly Place that you need a special cloak.

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• Added: May 29, 2022

Tabitha: Unions literally unite people, and united people are more difficult to control. And Percival, as we know, is all about control.
Cheryl: And tweed.

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• Added: May 29, 2022