Tommy's not the only Rizzoli with a beautiful mind.


Three wives and not one of them ever looked at me the way my dogs do. They think I'm the greatest man who ever lived.


Maura: You slept with Raphael?
Jane: We didn't sleep, Maura.

Your dress is a real booty call magnet. I got hit on twice, by women.


Frost: You look a little naked.
Jane: Excuse me.
Frost: I can see your knees

Jane: Maura, what are you doing?
Maura: Looking for the oblivion of sleep.

You also said that conceiving me was the biggest mistake of your life.


Jane: I googled you, you know.
Casey: So you know about the sex change.

Maura: I feel very silly.
Jane: You're going to feel even sillier when I push you out with my feet.

Never date a zombie they have no respect for the law.


Can I mention that diamond you're wearing or do I ignore it?


Jane: I hate it when you drive.
Maura: I hate it more when you undress and drive.