Tommy's not the only Rizzoli with a beautiful mind.


Jane: Maura, what are you doing?
Maura: Looking for the oblivion of sleep.

Your dress is a real booty call magnet. I got hit on twice, by women.


You also said that conceiving me was the biggest mistake of your life.


Frost: You look a little naked.
Jane: Excuse me.
Frost: I can see your knees

Jane: I googled you, you know.
Casey: So you know about the sex change.

Maura: You slept with Raphael?
Jane: We didn't sleep, Maura.

Maura: I feel very silly.
Jane: You're going to feel even sillier when I push you out with my feet.

Three wives and not one of them ever looked at me the way my dogs do. They think I'm the greatest man who ever lived.


Maura, I told you never to hunch. You're not made for hunching.


Maura: She said I wasn't her daughter.
Jane: But then she remembered she needed your kidney for her real daughter, Kaylin.

Can I mention that diamond you're wearing or do I ignore it?


Rizzoli & Isles Quotes

I'd love bunny pancakes.


Vince: In the world of coincidences, that one's a doozy.
Jane: which means it's probably not a coincidence at all.