Favorite Rizzoli & Isles Quotes
She is the meanest person I've ever met in my entire life.
Jane
That's what drives me. Everyone is someone's child.
Hope
Jane: A hot air balloon ride?
Maura: Well, it's a rather unfortunate coincidence that I found a balloon full of teeth today but this is completely different.
You got balls taking a cop to dinner. Did you think you could charm me too?
Jane
Your going to get the worst case of hives, in your life if you lie.
Jane
Why was the word flamboyant on a second grade spelling test at a Catholic school.
Maura
Whenever you get in a crisis you get on a first name basis with the UPS man.
Jane
You were the last one seen with a woman who was found with her skull bashed in. I'm so sorry to bother you.
Jane
Jane: He called me hysterical.
Frost: I'm surprised his balls aren't in his throat right now.
I'm going to work out on my couch. The five stages of junk food.
Jane
The truth is easier than what she's imagining.
Maura
I'm just not up for a pervert today.
Jane
