Vince: Even I have a Facebook page.
Barry: With three friends.

You don't think it's icky that my boss is sleeping with my mother?

Jane

No one makes you know you failed the way your child does.

Hope

My Dad's an asshole too.

Barry

Let's get back to work before I spend the day in the fetal position.

Jane

Maybe the Rizzolis aren't cut out for marriage.

Jane

That lady's as squeamish as Frost.

Korsak

Maura: I just keep forgetting that Cailin had a kidney transplant.
Jane: How can you forget, it's your kidney?

Here's the pain you can't undo. Paddy is a gangster and you're a liar.

Jane

Tommy: She's hot and smart and has got a great ass but Frankie she's like our sister.
Frankie: She didn't feel like my sister when I had my hands on her.

I had to live through my mother's hockey mom years.

Jane

The human body holds six quarts of blood. There's about five of it on the ground.

Frankie