Eighteenth century beer sucks.

Maura

I'd love bunny pancakes.

Maura

Maura: Pine scent. It's right where her jacket pocket would be.
Jane: You think she was wearing air freshener?

You bought a car for a chick? Dumb bro.

Barry

How is it that you can't look at a dead body but you can watch zombies chew their own arms off?

Korsak

Hypothesis confirmed. I would recognize that cheap dye job anywhere.

Jane

Yes or no. Perfectly good answers.

Jane

Oh my God. I'm going straight to hell. I'm stealing a sippy cup.

Jane

Korsak: You can't do this without your bff?
Jane: Not when she's the chief medical examiner, no.

Jane: Are you OK?
Maura: Yeah. Why?
Jane: Cause you're wearing two different shoes.

Angela: Well there's no advancement in my field without continuing education.
Ian: What's your field?
Angela: I run the police cafe.

Even you would look bad if a bullet had gone through you.

Jane