Favorite Royal Pains Quotes
I try to kill something every day - even if it's just killing a bug.
Evan
Oh Hank, you can never fix the past.
Emily
She wont be working with me - she'll be working under me.
Hank
Don't complain about the problem - fix it.
Eddie R
Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.
Tucker
Gary Pastotnik? That guy is like Satan, only more evil.
Evan
Paige went rogue.
Evan
I would have had the same thought if you'd let me complete it.
Divya
Less a heart date, more a blind side.
Harper
Evan: Oh no you hate it.
Paige: That you ruined Italian lingerie, yeah. That you sewed for me, no.
There are seven billion people in this world. Half of them are men. Statistically speaking, dating should not be this hard, Hank.
Divya
Jill: I don't want to be a downer, but they're not going to let us in there.
Divya: Why not?
Jill: Because we are dressed like mothers.
