Guys, it seemed to me that it lived it's life...like a candle in the wind.

Evan

Paige: Can you see me wrapped in an American flag?
Evan: I'm picturing it. Totally rocking my vote, yeah.

(to Hank) I would've killed for a father who cared as much as he does.

Emily

(to Hank) Your patient is the Generals crazy neighbor?

Evan

I respected your feelings and you respect mine. I can't be near you without...

Adam

What do you mean lower case? Who apologizes in lower case?

Evan

Hank: Are you seriously pulling doctor patient confidentiality on me?
Emily: Sorry.

(to Hank about Emily) I knew you were seeing her, but I didn't like me seeing her.

Jill

(to Hank) With medicine you are open minded with everything else you're closed minded.

Evan

Evan: Dude! (about to high five Hank)
Jill: Don't even think about it.

Hank: What's going on?
Jill: They're filming a realty TV show. Apparently all you need is a camera and people with no shame.

(to Evan) Way to go Einstein. You nailed it again.

Hank

Royal Pains Season 2 Quotes

I'm not going home, he's coming back guaranteed.

Evan

Should I grab a copy of US Weekly and have a seat in the waiting room?

Boris