Schmigadoon!
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Dooley Blight: I’d love some ground beef!
Miss Codwell: Why, then, sir, you’re in luck/Which do you prefer? We’ve got Patty or Chuck!
Melissa: What year do you think this would even be?
Josh: I don’t know. It’s very unclear.
The world is crawling with the maggots of humanity’s failure. No light can shine through the layers of evil. Weather’s pretty good.
Dooley Blight
Mel, please do not engage with the narrator.
Josh
I’m seeing a lot of moles I’m worried about.
Josh
I'm just a woman with needs of me own
Miss Codwell
Who'd like to do some misdeeds of me own.
The universe believes in you!
Alex & Marisa
There’s very little I can’t do, besides bore people or look bad in literally any kind of suit.
Bobby Flanagan
Flowers don’t wear pants, so why should we?
Topher
Bells and whistles are all you need
Bobby Flanagan
Plus a comprehensive knowledge of the law.
Josh: It’ll be fun, it’s an adventure.
Melissa: Adventure? This is like that season of American Horror Story I gave up on.
At one point, a lot of musicals had narrators, you know, like, instead of a story.
Melissa
