Schmigadoon!
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Wait, what? Did I miss something? Was there a song?
Melissa
Josh: Why are you only in your underwear?
Carson: I'm not going to wear anything she gave me.
Josh: Then who gave you the underwear?
Danny Bailey: Well, well, well. I've walked these woods all my life. This is the first time I've come across a six-foot snake.
Josh: Six-one, actually. And my BMI's nineteen.
Josh: You need to forgive your sister. Your mother. This whole thing is very Chinatown.
Carson: What?
Josh: It's a movie
Carson: Like Airbud?
Josh: Not like Airbud.
Melissa: You can't do this. I'm not the bad guy, here.
The Countess: You walked into my engagement and destroyed my future. That's called being the bad guy.
Melissa: Well, it's never explicitly stated, but I think you're a Nazi.
The Countess: Of course, I'm a Nazi.
I know it is bonkers for Jorge to choose me over you. You could have anyone. Alfred Hitchcock would turn down a custard pie to torture you. Love is weird.
Melissa
Oh no, is this a dream ballet? No, no, we're not having a dream ballet. Okay? They're annoying and stupid. They slow everything down. Nobody likes a dream ballet. Nobody!
Melissa
We can't just run away from the people we love because they're not perfect.
Josh
I got pregnant out of wedlock with a seaman and, yes, I heard it.
Nancy
Mildred: What are you doing?
Melissa: I know what it's like to want to fix everyone around you and think that's the only way to be happy. But it's not. You have to learn to let go.
Mildred: I'm a good person.
Melissa: Not really. You're kind of a controlling, judgemental asshole. But you don't have to stay that way. That's what's so great about change. There's always the hope we can be something better than we are. It's not too late, I promise.
Thank you for your support. I am honored to be Schmigadoon's first openly gay... anything!
Aloysius
