Emma's made it abundantly clear she's got no use for marriage. I wish I had had her strength.

Reverand Layton

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• Added: July 22, 2021

Oh, women were so underwritten in early musicals.

Melissa

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• Added: July 22, 2021

Josh: I usually give it a kick.
Melissa: Oh, really?
Josh: Yeah. Right there. I could do it for you if you'd like.
Melissa: Nah, I've been doing all my own kicking since third grade.

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• Added: July 15, 2021

Betsy: Look! There's the swing I used to swing on the summer I turned fourteen. Seems like that was only yesterday.
Josh: But it wasn't, right?

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• Added: July 15, 2021

Melissa: Wait, is this an actual gun?
Danny: It sure is. Now, you're gonna want to place your left hand on the barrel, while you position your finger on the trigger. Now, be careful. This thing can go off if you stroke it the right way, even gently. So mind your grip and just remember, these things were built to explode.

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• Added: July 15, 2021

Danny: Say, what do you think of that teddy bear?
Melissa: Ugh, it's creepy
Danny: You want it?
Melissa: Yes! Are you gonna win it for me?
Danny: Heck, no. You're a strong, independent woman. You're going to win it for yourself.

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• Added: July 15, 2021

Mildred: I don't like those two outsiders, Howard, or their new-fangled city ideas. They don't belong here.
Howard: I don't know about that, Mildred.
Mildred: I know you don't. That's why I'm telling you. They need to go.

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• Added: July 15, 2021

Oh, did you see that? This super hot guy just bought me for two dollars. Yeah! Make it rain, Danny Bailey!

Melissa

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• Added: July 15, 2021

Mayor: Sold! To the newcomer, Mr. Skinner, for twenty dollars!
Betsy: That's Dr. Skinner!
Melissa: Hey, I'm a doctor too, by the way.
Larry: But you're a lady

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• Added: July 15, 2021

Josh: How much is a 'bit'?
Pete: Twelve and a half cents.
Josh: Why is there a term for twelve and a half cents? How's that helpful?

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• Added: July 15, 2021

Larry: You're not going to want to drink that, missy. That there's the Gentlemen's punch bowl. It's got alcohol in it.
Melissa: Oh, thank you for the warning, Larry the Fireman.

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• Added: July 15, 2021

Betsy: Tonight's the annual picnic basket auction to raise money to buy books for the library.
Tootie: And replace the ones the Reverand's wife burned.

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• Added: July 15, 2021