I guess this is the place I come to when I want to be gay, but I can't.

Mayor Menlove

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Melissa: Mr. Mayor, are you gay?
Mayor Menlove: I try to be. Schmigadoon's motto is 'We always strive for peace and happiness' so I try to be an example of joy and gaiety for the folks in town.

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Melissa: Do you think this -- you and me -- is true love? You don't. You don't. Okay, good to know.
Josh: What does that even mean? True love? It's like you've got this perfect idea of what love is supposed to be. Maybe that doesn't even exist.
Melissa: Just because something is hard doesn't mean it's unattainable. Takes work.

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Josh: It's like if The Walking Dead was also Glee
Melissa: You watched Glee?
Josh: I was aware of it.

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Josh: Was that a leprechaun?
Melissa: Yes. He said something. What did he say?
Josh: I don't know. I was more focused on how he was shattering my whole construct of what's real and not real in the world because he was a freakin' leprechaun!

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Betsy: Good morning! How are we doing today? Slept well last night?
Josh: Yes, Betsy. Slept like a log.
Betsy: Oh my gosh! Like a log? That is hilarious! Cause logs don't sleep! You're so funny!
Josh: I'm not that funny
Melissa: He's really not.

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Danny: [singing] We'd have a kid or two or three. Two girls for you and two boys for me.
Melissa: [speaking] Shouldn't all the kids be for both of us?

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Danny: Let's let our bodies do the talking
Melissa: Well, our mouths are technically a part of our bodies.

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Melissa: Granted, this place is a little insane.
Josh: Thank you. It's important to me that we can hate things together.

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Josh: I just want to get a freakin' room with my girlfriend where there's wifi and I can check the score of the Yankees game and read my email.
Harvey: Sorry, sir, mail wagon won't be here until next week.
Josh: I hate you

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Okay, I don't want to tell you how to feel about this, but can you feel different?

Melissa

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Melissa: It's kind of modern. I mean, you saw the ensemble. It's color-blind casting.
Josh: Yeah, but I also get the feeling the preacher's wife doesn't like OUR color-blind casting.

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