Schmigadoon!
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Romance in musicals isn't always logical. That's why they usually let the songs do the heavy lifting.
Melissa
Melissa: It's like you are incapable of doing anything but whatever takes the least amount of emotional effort.
Josh: For the record, I don't know how you define effort, but there was a huge dance number.
Melissa: Would've been nice if we'd danced together.
Josh: I know. But line dancing, wedding, the whole... I hate it. You know how much I hate it.
Melissa: Yeah, but you left me up there alone. Which I hate.
Josh: By the way, that girl is apparently much younger than she looks.
Melissa: Yeah, I tried to warn you. Have you not seen 'Sound of Music'? Liesl's sixteen going on twenty-nine.
And Harvey, don't even think about letting them back in after I've left. I can read you like a book. Oh wait, books have spines.
Mildred
Josh: We've got more important things to deal with. For instance, me being shot to death.
Melissa: That's not going to happen, Josh. We're in a musical. Nobody gets killed in a musical. Except Oklahoma! And Carousel. And South Pacific. Oh, hello, Westside Story.
Josh: That sounds like all the musicals!
We're smart. We found our way out of IKEA. We'll find a way out of here.
Melissa
How are you finding your rooms at the Inn? I always use a long piece of string tied to the doorknob.
Florence
And Grandpa said, when he'd crossed that bridge with Grandma, that he knew without a doubt that it was true love. He called it the Skinner Feeling. So which of you ladies wants to cross this bridge with me? Let's move it along 'cause there may or may not be a farmer who wants to kill me.
Josh
I didn't know about this until ten seconds ago but now it's my only dream.
Schmigadoon Woman
Josh: I'm stuck here because apparently there's no way for me to find true love. Whatever that means.
Rev. Layton: Well, the Good Book has something to say about that. True love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, and endures all things. In other words, it's a lot of work. So, it's probably not something you find. It's probably something you make.
Emma: I couldn't sleep so I cleaned out Carson's closet. I thought the poor could use these.
Reverand Layton: Emma, this is wonderful! We needed more sailor suits!
