If I'm going to win her, I want to do it the right way.

Walter

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• Added: December 12, 2016

I wanted to learn more about you and my mom, not how to con hipsters, which is fish in a barrel. You seemed smart in your letters. I was excited when you showed up, but you've been a disappointment.

Ralph

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So tar so good! When I'm nervous, I pun.

Toby

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Walter: Hi, I'm Walter! We met earlier.
Toby: Yeah, Walt, make sure you introduce yourself incase someone else is passing through the tar pits.

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Toby: Do you see me giving you a big, fat, smoochy, smooch?
Walter: Horrifying.

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Toby: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Alice in Chains! What's with Walter in flannel?
Happy: I gave you those to use as rags in the lab. Why are you wearing them?
Walter: I always wear flannel. I love flannel.

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Sly: I heard this ice cream was hip.
Cabe: Hip has no place in ice cream.

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Veronica: How about we use that time for Grandma to help you earn that business badge?
Ralph: Mom won't go for it. She thinks you are a degenerate.
Veronica: We'll keep our eyes peeled for the opportunity. It knocks. We answer.

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Because she deserves a man like you - intellectual, kind hearted.

Veronica

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• Added: December 12, 2016