Scrubs Season 4 Episode 7: "My Common Enemy" Quotes
Turk: Let's celebrate! Whatever you want!
Carla: Ohh! Let's go shopping for a new duvet cover!
Turk: Oh, I'd love to! But my diabetes is acting up.
Elliot: I guess I just didn't think I was doing anything wrong.
J.D.: Well obviously you did, or you woulda told me about it from the beginning.
J.D.'s Narration: That one had to sting. I really wanna look back and see if it landed, but I'll have to go back to sad face first... Oh, it landed!
Turk was right. Lying to Elliot was the perfect way to get our friendship back to normal.
J.D.'s Narration
Bye, folks. You'll notice I knocked a hundred dollars off the bill because of the, uh, you know, baby-stealing thing.
Dr. Kelso
Turk: Why you acting like that whole Dan and Elliot thing doesn't bother you?
J.D.: Because it doesn't.
Turk: Dude, you're missing a great opportunity here, man. If you act like it bothers you, Elliot'll feel guilty and she'll finally forgive you for dumping her. I'm telling you, you gotta use this like I use my diabetes. Watch.
Turk: Honey? My blood sugar's dipping.
Carla: Don't move!
Turk: Thanks, sweetness!
J.D.: Oh my God! This could be my diabetes!
Turk: Exactly. But you gotta use it before that window closes. Lucky for me, my diabetes window stays open 24/7.
J.D.: Unless, God forbid, they find a cure.
Turk: Amen, brother.
Now, our old hospital psychiatrist used to write my wife, Enid, a prescription for crazy pills. He was a dear, dear friend, but he died or moved or something.
Dr. Kelso
Dan: Well, goodnight, little bro.
J.D.: Oh, goodnight, Dan. Sleep tight. There's a bus schedule underneath your pillow.
