Scrubs Season 3 Episode 20: "My Fault" Quotes
Sean: Elliot listens to you, J.D. Why are you messing with her head?
Danni: It's 'cause he wants what he can't have.
J.D.: Okay, new rule! Hospitals are for doctors and sick people only! Okay?
J.D.'s Narration: What does Sean have that I don't have?
Janitor: Don't compare yourself to him. He's better.
Turk: I'm ready to make the first incision.
Dr. Miller: Nah-uh! You get to retract the pannus.
Turk: You want me to hold the fat flaps?
Dr. Miller: More than anything in the world.
Mr. Corman: Now, if you will excuse me, I've already talked to the insurance company, so there is nothing you can say that can stop me from doing this!
Dr. Cox: Now, Mr. Corman, apparently your insurance company's not gonna cover it.
Mr. Corman: Good day to you, sir.
Turk: Please, man. I'm Christopher Duncan Turk.
Todd: Duncan?
J.D.: His dad loved doughnuts.
Turk: That's not true. Okay, you really need to stop saying that.
J.D.: How's the chicken today?
Carla: Oh, my God! Turk! What if someone's vegetarian!? I gotta go call the caterer!
Turk: Thank you. I just calmed her down.
J.D.'s Narration: She seems almost peaceful...
Danni: Later, butt-licks!
J.D.'s Narration: Maybe not.
Todd: Dude. Why is Hot Doc being so nice to you lately?
Turk: I don't know, but it's about time. I haven't had to work this hard to win someone over since Carla's mom.
Todd: I thought Carla's mom hated you?
Turk: Yeah, but she died, so I'm counting it as a win.
J.D.: Look Elliot, every year we bounce around this thing and I never had the courage to just stand up and tell you how I feel... I'm crazy about you. And I want you to know, if I had the choice of hanging out with anyone in the entire world, or sitting at home with you, eating a pizza, watching a crappy TV show, I'd choose you everytime.
Elliot: I.. I have to go.
J.D.'s Narration: I think that the problem with most people who want what they can't have is that, when they actually get the thing they covet, they don't want it anymore. But not this guy.
Elliot: Well, Dr. Dorian, you have me. You finally have me.
She snuggles close to him, and he finally takes a moment to realize what he has
J.D.'s Narration: Oh, my God! I DON'T WANT HER!
Sean: Yeah, and I gotta get up early and look for an apartment.
Elliot: Yeah, he wouldn't take this perfect one he saw today just 'cause the last tenant died there.
Sean: Elliot! Rats ate his tongue out!
Elliot: Yeah, but the kitchen was so cute!
Dr. Cox: Mr. Corman, you're not dying of anything, although if you do try to swipe one more bite of my lamb medallions, I will be forced to kill you.
Mr. Corman: Well look who never learned to share.
