Scrubs Season 2 Episode 8: "My Fruit Cups" Quotes
Jordan: Oh, no... He called you his girlfriend. If I were you, I'd start gathering your tiny panties up, because... I think you're done.
Julie: I'm already bored by you. Perry, I will be in the bedroom; come join me when Tubby leaves.
Dr. Cox: Oh, who did that to you?
Jordan: Well, I was at this fabulous hotel in Greece, chock-full of available, wealthy men, scru-
Dr. Cox: So, it was the bellboy.
Jordan: Or busboy or poolboy... something-boy - I don't know.
Jordan: Anyway, when I first found out, I was panicked; and then I thought, you know, I've kind of been drifting through life all these years and I need to look into my heart and see what really matters to me. Anyway, I decided to keep the stupid kid.
Dr. Cox: You should cut out the middleman and just have a therapist deliver him. I mean, honestly, Jordan, why-why are you telling me... this?
Jordan: Oh! Because I've also decided that I want you back
Carla: I thought I was gonna get to see you last night.
Turk: Yeah, I know, but I freakin' caught a E.M.T. shift, and I was riding around in an ambulance all night.
J.D.: That is so cool! Did they let you run the siren?
Turk: I'm not talking to you... And, yes
Elliot: Dad? Why are you so set on me being an OB-GYN?
Dr. Reid: Look, Honey, your highest income potential as a female physician is in Obstetrics.
Elliot: But... don't you think that, maybe it's time that you left those sort of things up to me?
Dr. Reid: Well, since I paid for your college, your medical school, your car, and now your apartment and all your living expenses, I'd have to say no.
Julie: Are you ever coming in, Perry? You can join us if you want, but I doubt you'll fit on the bed.
Jordan: Okay, have one last fling. But I'll be back; and, until then, everywhere you look, you'll see me.
Julie: Everywhere anybody looks, they'll see you.
Janitor: Hey, idiot. Heh, I said "idiot" and you looked. Hey, help me carry this computer into my van.
J.D.: You can't just take a computer.
Janitor: Help me, or we go check out the trunk of your car.
J.D.: Stay low.
Carla: Bambi, I've got ten messages from my mother. My Aunt Marie won't stop calling me about my mother. I still gotta run home and put out canned food for my cat, because apparently the dry stuff doesn't cut it anymore. Plus, Turk and I can't find five minutes to spend together, because I'm working doubles and he's moonlighting non-stop so we can scrape together enough money to send my mother to a decent retirement community. So, what, Bambi? What?!
J.D.: We'll talk later.
Carla: So, you finally stood up to your father?
Elliot: Yep.
Carla: And he cut you off - no money, no nothing?
Elliot: Pretty much.
Carla: Jerk.
Julie: So, is your ex-wife like all women are crazy-crazy? Or more like that assistant who tazered David Spade-crazy?
Dr. Cox: Well, you gotta try and understand, she's going through a rough time right now, and I'm the one she's used to leaning on. Which, in her current condition, is actually causing me more physical pain than it is emotional.
Dr. Cox: I was always gonna wind up with you.
Jordan: So, the whole vulnerable crying thing worked, huh?
Dr. Cox: I never had a chance.
Jordan: You do realize I'm pregnant, don't you?
Dr. Cox: Yeah. They're both for me.
Jordan: Cheers.
Turk: You know, I keep waiting to get sick of pudding but with every cup I love it more.
J.D.: Yeah, me too.
