Dr. Cox: Oh my God. What happened in your life that made you so needy that you've got to fill every waking second by babbling on?
Denise: Fine, don't visit. My son will come.
Dr. Cox: And now we are right back on your son again. I'll be honest with you, I'm worried that I'm not going to be able to get your voice out of my head. It is a very real concern.

It's not my wife, is it, Debbie?... Dorian. Turkleton. If you come in, you have to take your shoes off.

Dr. Kelso

J.D.: Elliot, you gotta help me! We're in front of Molly's apartment, but her name isn't listed anymore.
Elliot: It's either... 4G or 5G. J.D., this is ridiculous, it's 4 o'clock in the morning. Even if you catch her, she's leaving for the airport in like ten minutes.
J.D.: That's perfect! That'll leave us five minutes to cuddle!

It's okay. Hey, Perr. I just saw an adorable interracial gay couple. Aw, just precious.

<i>Denise slams on the breaks to avoid hitting J.D. and Turk</i> Denise

Turk: Sorry, dude. Where were you?
J.D.: I was treed by that coyote!
Turk: You got your phone?
J.D.: He took it.

Carla: I don't understand what the big deal is. It's just sex.
Turk: It's not just sex. It's sex with Molly! Any guy would kill to have sex with Molly. Hell, I'd kill to have sex with Molly!
Carla: That's it.

Doug: Ears! Right! I'm not stupid!
J.D.: Where are my clothes?
Doug: I sent them to the dry cleaners!
J.D.: Aw, Doug!

Dr. Cox: Oh, happy day. She's blown a fuse. Mm. I swear to God, Jordan, I can't do it again.
Jordan: Perry, it's just one more shift. Just tune her out and she'll eventually leave you alone.
Dr. Cox: Consider it done.
Denise: ...gum gum gum gum gum. Gum.

J.D.'s Narration: The key here is to not seem desperate.
J.D.: Please, Elliot! Please let me have sex! She's leaving tomorrow!

J.D.: Should we get out of here?
Molly: D'you think you can handle it?
J.D.: No. But you won't know until after.

Denise: Well, laissez le bon temps roulez. Translation: Let the good times roll. See, that's what they say in New Orleans, The Big Easy. You know, that was my nickname in high school - New Orleans. No, I'm just kidding, it was The Big Easy. I was a huge slut! I was, I did everybody.

Dr. Cox: Boy, I tell you what, there, Jordan, I'm sure glad that shift is-
Denise: Perry! I was just telling Jordan here about that sneezing attack that I had this morning. Was it fourteen or fifteen sneezes?
Jordan: Yes, Perry, was it fourteen or fifteen sneezes?
Dr. Cox: What are you doing here, Denise?
Denise: Well, I heard that you were doing back to back shifts, so I pulled a couple of strings so that we could get the old band back together!
Jordan: Perry! You've always wanted to be in a band!
Denise: Get out of town! I just came up with that band thing!
Jordan: Get out of town, Perry!

Scrubs Season 4 Episode 8 Quotes

EMT: Hey, did you leave anything in the ambulance?
Dr. Cox: Only my will to live, why?

Denise: Ooh, he's just such a cutie pie! Look at that! Have you ever had cutie pie, Perry?
Dr. Cox: No, 'course not.
Denise: I like it la mode.