If I wanted to waste my breath, I would have given my wife CPR last night when she went into cardiac arrest.

Dr. Kelso

Scrubs Season 5 Episode 14 Quotes

Lonnie: Yar. (The Janitor popsicles him) God! Why?
Janitor: You combined "you" and "are". "Yar". It made no sense.

Turk: Hey White Shadow.
J.D.: That's not my handle.
Turk: Hey Gizmo.