Seinfeld Season 1 Episode 3: "The Robbery" Quotes

Diane: How, how could you guys have turned this place down, it's such a great location and it's so close to the park.
George: We're aware of the proximity to the park, yes.

Larry: I'm running in the park now, I've lost weight, we're barbecuing every night and the rent is unbelievable.
George: We're really glad for you.
Elaine: Couldn't be happier.
Jerry: It's wonderful.

I go to visit my grandparents. They're having big brisket sandwiches; I'm sitting here with a carrot!

George

Kramer: Now, I'm gonna go over there, I'm gonna borrow some tea. If I don't get back in five minutes, maybe you'd better call the police.
Jerry: OK, starting (looks at his watch)NOW!
Kramer: Yeah! (runs off)

(screaming) WHY DID I PUT UP TWO? WHY DID I PUT UP TWO?!!!

George

Excuse me, uh, I don't mean to cause any trouble here, but George, if you take it, can I take your place?

Elaine

Seinfeld Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Policeman: Let's see, that's uh, one TV, a stereo, one leather jacket, a VCR and a computer is that 'bout it?
Elaine: Answering machine.
Jerry: Answering machine. Oh, I hate the idea of someone out there returning my calls.

Policeman: Well, Mr. Seinfeld, we'll look into it and, uh, we'll let you know if we find anything.
Jerry: Do you ever find anything?
Policeman: No.

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