Seinfeld Season 2 Quotes
My name is Bill. I might be the last person you ever see.
Bill
(to George) You're wearing the chocolate shirt!
Jerry
Oh, fire engines, ambulances all along the runway. And then, when we landed safely, they all seemed so...disappointed.
Jerry
Yeah, I eat the whole apple. The core, stem, seeds, everything.
Kramer
Elaine: My roommate has Lyme disease.
Jerry: I thought she had Epstein-Barr syndrome?
Elaine: She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. It's like Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease.
Jerry: Explain to me how this baby shower thing works.
Elaine: What do you wanna know?
Jerry: Well, I mean, does it ever erupt into a drunken orgy of violence?
Elaine: Rarely.
Every woman on the face of the Earth has complete control of my life and yet, I want them all. Is that irony?
George
Man, it's the ninetiesit's Hammer time!
Kramer
George: Someday, before I die, mark my words I'm gonna tell that woman exactly what I think of her. I'll never be able to forgive myself until I do.
Jerry: And if you do?
George: I still won't be able to forgive myself, but at least it won't be about this.
Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.
Jerry
George: Bust of Nelson Rockefeller?Jerry: Too gubernatorial.
You know I gotta tell you. These are really bad details.
George