Seinfeld Season 2

"The Busboy"

Jerry, George and Elaine go out to dinner and when a menu catches on fire at the table next to them, they end up getting the busboy fired.

"The Chinese Restaurant"

Jerry, George and Elaine attempt to eat a chinese restaurant without reservations and just keep being told they'll have a table in 5 to 10 minutes.

"The Baby Shower"

Elaine hosts a baby shower at Jerry's apartment. There, George attempts to tell off a girl for the worst date of his life and Kramer convinces Jerry to pirate cable.

"The Deal"

Elaine and Jerry end up sleeping together after watching pornography together and try and have a friends with benefits arrangement.

"The Heart Attack"

George thinks he has a heart attack, but really just needs a tonsillectomy. Kramer recommends George see a holistic healer instead, who gives him a tea that makes George sick.

"The Revenge"

George quits his job and immediately regrets it and tries to return to work as if nothing happened. Jerry is convinced money he had hidden in his laundry bag went missing at the laundromat.

"The Statue"

Jerry inherits some of his grandfather's stuff and in the collection is a statue that looks like one that George's family had until he broke it. Jerry promises it to George, but the statue gets stolen.

"The Apartment"

When Elaine is depressed about her apartment, Jerry overhears an opening in his building and immediately tells Elaine. Meanwhile, George tries wearing a wedding ring to meet women.

"The Phone Message"

George gets angry when his girlfriend, Carol, doesn't return his calls and leaves nasty voicemail messages. When he learns she's on vacation, he and Jerry break into her apartment to clear the machine.

"The Jacket"

Jerry purchases an expensive suede jacket that he wears when he and George go to meet Elaine's father. He ends up ruining the jacket in an attempt to impress her father.

"The Pony Remark"

At his aunt's dinner, Jerry makes a comment about hating anyone that grew up with a pony, possibly leading to her death. Kramer and Jerry bet whether he'll add a new level to his apartment.

"The Ex-Girlfriend"

After George complains about his girlfriend, Marlene, Jerry convinces George to dump her. After going to pick up some of George's old things from Marlene, he ends up dating her himself.

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Seinfeld Season 2 Quotes

I cannot envision any circumstance in which I'll ever have the opportunity to have sex again. How's it gonna happen? I just don't see how it could occur.


Jerry: Anywhere in the city?
George: Anywhere in the city - I'll tell you the best public toilet.
Jerry: Okay Fifty-fourth and Sixth?
George: Sperry Rand Building. 14th floor, Morgan Apparel. Mention my name - she'll give you the key.
Jerry: Alright Sixty-fifth and Tenth.
George: (Scoffs) Are you kidding? Lincoln Center. Alice Tully Hall, the Met. Magnificent facilities.