Otis: Why aren't we friends anymore?
Maeve: Nice beard.
Otis: What does that mean?
Maeve: Nothing. We're just in very different places.
Otis: If that's what you want to call it.
Maeve: Yeah. Bye Otis.
Otis: Maeve?
Maeve: Yeah.
Otis: It's called a mustache.
Maeve: Yeah, not shit.

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Ruby: Wait, did anyone see me coming in?
Otis: No.
[Otis takes her jacket off.]
Ruby: Careful there. Careful there. Ahh, your aftershave is so cheap. Turns me on.

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Otis: To win the race come on the face?
Kyle: Yeah.
Otis: Are you just getting all your advice from porn?
Kyle: No offense, mate, I've had way more sex than you.

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Ruby: Shut up and have sex with me.
Otis: What are you sad about tonight?
Ruby: I'm a teenage girl, Otis. I'm always sad.

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Boys: Groff loves penis.
Eric: How did the test go?
Adam: Have you got a problem?
Boy: No, sorry Adam.
Eric: What was that?
Adam: They were talking about me.
Eric: That doesn't mean you can hurt them.
Adam: Sorry.
Eric: No, i can't do this again.

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Jean: Nice day at school.
Otis: Yeah, it was okay. Your book is causing quite a stir. The press was there.
Jean: Hmm, it's not that controversial.

• Permalink: Hmm, it's not that controversial.
• Added: September 16, 2021