Sex Education Season 3 Episode 1: "I Think We're Alone Now" Quotes
Host: She wrote this book in response to working on campus at Moordale Secondary, which got some pretty bad press recently following a chlamydia outbreak, and the performance of a so-called Sex Musical. So, Dr. Milburn, tell us about the book.
Jean: Well, I was shocked at the ineptitude of the SRE curriculum in schools, and so I created this easy to read manual to help empower our teenagers, and their parents, as they become sexually active young adults.
Host: Sounds a bit racy.
Jean: Well, if by racy, you mean highly researched and completely essential to the health and wellbeing of our children, then, yes, I suppose it is.
Boy: They're not still going on about Sex School, are they?
Maeve: Mm. It's as if no one in this town's had sex before.
Enough of the yearning looks, you pillock. Just tell her you like her already.Joe
Maeve: Who's this?
Aimee: Maeve, that's Steve.
Maeve: No, Aimee, the goat.
Aimee: Oh, she's our commitment animal. Apparently, pets bring couples closer together.
Steve: We didn't think about who was going to look after her when we were at school.
Aimee: Sorry love.
Aimee: You Okay?
Aimee: Yeah, let's try that again, shall we?
Eric: Oatcake, what's on your face?
Otis: It's a mustache. I've been growing it all summer but somebody has been too busy having sex with their new boyfriend to notice.
Eric: Uh, I was hoping it was just a phase, and Adam and I aren't having sex-sex. We are just having handjobs and stuff.
Otis: That is sex. Virginity is a construct.
Eric: Yes, I know, but I really want to go all the way.
Eric: What is it you want to say to me?
Otis: I think you need to be careful.
Eric: And I think you need to make more of an effort with him.
Otis: Okay, I will.
Adam, you fucking idiot. Fuck.Eric
Alright, new kid. What is that on your face?Adam
Girl #1: What's Adam Groff doing back here?
Girl #2: I heard his mom bribed the school to let him back in.
Girl #3: And he's gay now, right?
Teacher: Why is there a goat on campus?
Aimee: It's mine and Steve's commitment animal.
Teach: Oh, you didn't think of a hamster?
Here are some of the students currently attending what has been dubbed the Sex School?Reporter