Jace: Abacadabra.
Clary: Wait. You people actually say that?
Jace: No, Clary. We dodn't.

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• Added: January 26, 2016

Are you that desperate to get laid that you'd risk killing us?

Alec

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• Added: January 26, 2016

Pay grade? They pay vampires?

Simon

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• Added: January 26, 2016

I don't need a spokesman. I need a plan.

Clary

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• Added: January 26, 2016

Save your sorry's for the mundanes. Everybody has a sad song.

Jace

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• Added: January 19, 2016

Jace: Your family always welcomed strays.
Alec: You were never a stray.

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• Added: January 19, 2016

Simon is kind of nerd hot.

Isabelle

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• Added: January 19, 2016

Simon: No mundanes allowed. Just like in the training room, right? Wrong! I've seen every horror movie ever made, and the funny best friend who gets left behind? Dead man.
Jace: You're not that funny.

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• Added: January 19, 2016

Clary: I can't do this.
Simon: You're Clary freakin' Fray. You can do anything.

• Permalink: You're Clary freakin' Fray. You can do anything.
• Added: January 19, 2016

For someone so old, you're not too wise, are you?

Valentine

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• Added: January 19, 2016

Isabelle: Don't tell me you are afraid?
Simon: Are you kidding? I was born afraid, which sounded a lot better in my head.

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• Added: January 19, 2016

Clary: You might be some kind of emotionless G.I. Joe, but...
Jace: What's a G.I. Joe?

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• Added: January 19, 2016