Please don't be the guy that lies! Please don't be that guy.

Fiona

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• Added: March 24, 2013

Abraham: Excuse me do you know where I'd be able to find Frank Gallagher?
Kev: Best bet, nearest jail or gutter.

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• Added: March 24, 2013

I have red hair freckles and crooked teeth. No need for any more character.

Debbie

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Everytime she pees on the stick it's bad news and then I get depressed thinking about my husband banging my mom cause we selfishly wanna have a baby with some of our DNA.

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• Added: March 24, 2013

Debs I need at least one person in this family to not turn cynical and my money's been on you.

Lip

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You saw what I did here. I'm your new rainmaker.

Frank

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• Added: March 24, 2013

If the kind of sex we're having is what offends the most, they should just let us get married, cause anyone who's been married knows that the sex is downhill from there.

Frank

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• Added: March 24, 2013