Take care of them for me, will ya?

Fiona

Fiona: I feel like I got a second chance.
V: So, what now?

Brad: How are you doing, Tammi?
Tammi: None of your fucking business, Brad.

Lip: Any ideas?
Fiona: We can't like drug him and dump him under a bridge.
Carl: Why not?

Time to leave this little rat crap behind you and get on with being an adult.

Lawyer

Fiona: Hi, my name's Fiona, and I'm not sure if I'm an alcoholic.
Everyone: Hi Fiona.

Fiona: I don't really know what I'm supposed to do now.
Lip: The only thing you can do, you get back up, you start over.
Fiona: It's that easy, huh?
Lip: No.

Lip: You're strong.
Fiona: Are you sure?

Brad: Your sister coming again this morning.
Lip: Said she was, yeah. Tammi's dad showed up at my house this morning.
Brad: Bob?
Lip: Yeah.
Brad: Shit, what did he want?
Lip: Wants to know my plan.

Carl: Oh.
Tammi: What do you mean oh? Shut up.

Debbie: What's that?
Lip: It's Fiona's shit.

Everyone remain calm. People do crazy shit when the electricity goes out.

Waitress

Shameless Quotes

Ian: Hey Fiona? I'm gay.
Fiona: I know.

Sean: You took your monitor off yourself.
Fiona: So?
Sean: So, you should have waited for the P.O. and you know it.
Fiona: That's a technicality. You're gonna judge me for that?
Sean: No, I'm not gonna judge you for that. I find it charming as fuck that you took a screwdriver to your monitor. And I find it sexy as hell that you had a bloody lip before lunch today.
Fiona: Are you making fun of me?
Sean: No. It's just you're a chaos junkie, Fiona. And I'm a junkie, junkie. So I love chaos. And when I get into chaos, bad shit follows.