So the ghetto girl thinks she can live the American Dream, huh?

Lip [to Fiona]

When you're poor, the only way to make money is to steal it or scam it.

Lip

You get along a lot better with a weapon and a kind word than a kind word alone.

Frank [to Debbie]

Did I cut these too short? My balls are hanging out.

Frank

You're like our maid now.

Carl [to Jimmy]

If I don't invest in myself, no one else will.

Fiona

Shameless Season 3 Episode 2 Quotes

You're like our maid now.

Carl [to Jimmy]

If I don't invest in myself, no one else will.

Fiona