Nobody fucks with the Gallaghers.

Fiona [to Debbie]

• Permalink: Nobody f**ks with the Gallaghers.
• Added: February 17, 2013

This isn't a DUI Frank. You buried a body and you stole from the federal government, you will never get out of prison.

Fiona

• Permalink: This isn't a DUI Frank. You buried a body and you stole from the...
• Added: February 17, 2013

Kev: We could always adopt.
V: I don't want someone else's kid. I want a little punk with your pretty eyes and your crooked smile.

• Permalink: We could always adopt. I don't want someone else's kid. I want...
• Added: February 17, 2013

You were designer jeans and coconut hair product. You're like gay fly paper.

V [to Jimmy]

• Permalink: You were designer jeans and coconut hair product. You're like ga...
• Added: February 17, 2013

Girls take that hero stuff straight to the bank.

Kev [to Lip]

• Permalink: Girls take that hero stuff straight to the bank.
• Added: February 17, 2013

Show those syphilis ridden turbo sluts a thing or too.

Frank

• Permalink: Show those syphilis ridden turbo sluts a thing or too.
• Added: February 17, 2013

Carl: Dad, what's this?
Frank: That's a pacifier for your anus.

• Permalink: Dad, what's this? That's a pacifier for your anus.
• Added: February 17, 2013

The whole my dad is gay for your brother thing has thrown me for a loop.

Jimmy

• Permalink: The whole my dad is gay for your brother thing has thrown me for...
• Added: February 17, 2013