Shameless
Sundays 9:00 PM on ShowtimeShameless Season 8 Quotes
Kassidy: What are we all talking about?
V: How important it is for Carl to stay in school.
Until America can distinguish between good brown people and bad brown people, it's my goal to get you into America.
Frank
You're gonna get your ass kicked by a homo.
Ian
This poor child couldn't help himself once the devil got inside of him. Sum 1013 says, "I will not look with approval on anything that is vile." I hate what faithless people do, I will have no part of it.
Priest
Nessa: Gotta admit, it's catchy.
Fiona: Thundercunt Slum Lord. I'm starting to detect a pattern there.
Ian: I'm allowed to express myself on my property as well as my guests.
Fiona: Well, the sidewalk belongs to the city. It's not your property.
Fiona: Hey, that's vandalism. Now you're trespassing on a vacant lot.
Ian: No, it's not a sweet old lady named Connie Rupp owns it and has granted me temporary occupancy for $11.
We must set a safe word... french fry.
Kev
Assistant: Head down the hall to bracket one.
Bridgette: Top tier, huh?
Assistant: No, that's just the court number.
Tutu: I'm getting my cavity filled if you follow my meaning!
Bridgette: Oh my god.
I found Edmond on Yelp. He's a dentist!
Tutu
Bridgette: It's the IRS.
Larry: Bye-Bye.
