Timmy: I was born ready.
Jimmy: I was born a baby.

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• Added: September 22, 2015

Timmy and I have gotten very close. I've taken a liking to him because he makes my son a lot of money and he doesn't have any sex with my wife.

Harrison

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• Added: September 22, 2015

Jimmy: I've challenged Timmy to a duel.
Lydia: Like a sword fight?
Jimmy: Oh, no. We're going to have our pants on.

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• Added: September 22, 2015

Pollen's my kryptonite.

Nate

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• Added: September 22, 2015

How could you hire a new Jimmy named Timmy? What's next, a new Sam named Pam, a new chef named Jeff?

Harrison

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• Added: September 22, 2015