Significant Mother Quotes
There's a Tinder for everything. There's even Achin' for Bacon, for women looking for men who look like Kevin Bacon.Jimmy
You're going under the speed limit in a car that has insane mode.Jimmy
Nate: I don't want to be set up, especially by my mom. It's weird.
Jimmy: What about your best friend's girlfriend. That's not weird.
Nate: It is when she's my mom.
You know when your feet wear protection your penis doesn't need to because no one's going near it.Jimmy
I was so busy trying to make you happy that I wasn't thinking about the people who make me happy...and also Harrison.Lydia
I'd do anything for the woman I love, even her son.Jimmy
Lydia: Jimmy's got a really big heart and a lot of untapped potential.
Harrison: Ooh, I'm pretty sure that's been tapped.
Gammy: If you prefer a dominant man, we are all behind you.
Harrison: Especially Jimmy.
Nothing says hello world we're gay like mimosas and brunch.Gammy
I didn't abandon you. I asked you to take a break which led to you breaking in your secretary.Lydia
Welcome to adulthood, Nate. The people you love are monsters.Lydia
It's an emergency. I'm in your mom's bush and I'm naked and afraid.Jimmy