Felicia, thank you for not giving up on me, even though you definitely should have.

Sam

Brit: We don’t have kids.
Joel: Yeah, but we talked about it.
Brit: And we talked about building a house, but it was just conversation.

Sam: Olivia, you’re going to have another baby? Obviously, I count myself as your first.
Olivia: I’m way too young to be your mother. Don’t ever say that again.

Olivia: It doesn’t have to be perfect. Just list all of the ways you’ve done her harm and synthesize it in a bite-size piece that she can swallow.
Sam: Right. I’ll just fit 13 years of being a total asshole into 30 minutes.

Brit: Can you help me or not?
Felicia: Why would I help you?
Brit: I don’t know. I thought you might know somebody. I remember that party in high school you had weed.

You knew me better than anybody. You definitely knew I was an alcoholic before I did. I’m sorry for a lot of stuff. I miss you a lot.

Sam

Sam: It’s my blame. This is my moment.
Carol: You have some. I get some. Don’t be a blame hog. I’m so grateful for this Samantha. I want to freeze her in time for as long as I can.

Single Drunk Female Season 1 Episode 9 Quotes

Brit: We don’t have kids.
Joel: Yeah, but we talked about it.
Brit: And we talked about building a house, but it was just conversation.

Felicia, thank you for not giving up on me, even though you definitely should have.

Sam