Favorite Sleepy Hollow Quotes
If Jeremy married and had three children, the average at the time, then we compound that number over eight generations... I could have as many as 6,000 offspring.
Ichabod
If God has a plan, then who's it for -- me or him?
Irving
Ichabod: Mistletoe.
Abbie: That you recognize.
Ichabod: An enduring tradition, to the imminent peril of all the pretty housemaids.
Irving: It's called a Vine, but it has absolutely nothing to do with shrubbery.
Macey: Yep. It's a video. Six seconds long.
Irving: Like YouTube?
Macey: No. YouTube videos are like three minutes long. No one has time for that.
Irving: Yeah. I'm having a dad moment. Thanks.
I don't understand your obsession with my finery. Demons threaten our very existence with the promise of Apocalypse...God's wounds! One sign of the impending Apocalypse is surely skinny jeans.
Ichabod
Abbie: Have you ever heard of a boondoggle?
Ichagod: If it's another form of restrictive trouser, I'd rather not.
Abbie: If you're going to keep wearing that damn thing, I have two words for you. Dry cleaning.
Ichabod: Pick two words I'd understand.
Jenny [possessed]: You will die August Corbin at the hands of the Horseman of Death and I will kill the sister.
Corbin: Jenny's sister?
Jenny: Must I? I will kill her. I will kill her Abbie.
I guess those social workers were right. I really am a bad influence.
Jenny
Abbie: The place is booby trapped.
Ichabod: Sounds unpleasant.
On my way. Colon closed parentheses. Oh. that's a man's face. I suppose that's charming.
Ichabod
So if I turn my back on the world and on Crane, I'll get a better view of the Apocalypse? Sorry. No deal.
Abbie
