Popular Sleepy Hollow Quotes
Heed my words. Do not follow me.
Ichabod
Oh. This arrived for you this afternoon. More treasures from the Amazon peraps.
Ichabod
Abbie: My ancestor brought your son into this world.
Ichabod: Quite heroically. I see the family resemblence. It seems that you and I, our paths were entwined from the very start.
I told you. The closer he is to death, the shorter distance it is to travel.
Henry
If Jeremy married and had three children, the average at the time, then we compound that number over eight generations... I could have as many as 6,000 offspring.
Ichabod
If God has a plan, then who's it for -- me or him?
Irving
Ichabod: Mistletoe.
Abbie: That you recognize.
Ichabod: An enduring tradition, to the imminent peril of all the pretty housemaids.
Irving: It's called a Vine, but it has absolutely nothing to do with shrubbery.
Macey: Yep. It's a video. Six seconds long.
Irving: Like YouTube?
Macey: No. YouTube videos are like three minutes long. No one has time for that.
Irving: Yeah. I'm having a dad moment. Thanks.
Ichabod: What hellish form of torment is this?
Henry: Funhouse mirrors.
Ichabod: When did irony become a national pastime?
We never bury the dead, son. Not really. We take them with us. it's the price of living.
Henry
Oh. You embroidered my name on some oversized hosiery. How... odd.
Ichabod
Police Detective: Do you admit to cutting off his head, yes or no?
Ichabod: Nooo. First I shot him, then he rose back up. Cutting off his head seemed the next logical step.
