SMILF
Sundays 10:00 PM on ShowtimeSMILF Season 1 Quotes
Bridgette: I'm going on a date with my dad!
Eliza: Yay! So gross.
Bridgette: I would like a ball.
Augusto: A ball, uh?
Bridgette: A ball, like Khloe Kardashian, a ball.
Augusto: You mean a bowl?
Bridgette: That's what I said, a bowla.
Augusto: That doesn't seem very you.
Bridgette: Your hair looks the exact same, mom.
Tutu: No, you don't even know how different it feels, Bridge.
Larry: Why you say no? Say yes!
Bridgette: Look at him.
Larry: No.
Tutu: Could you help me with where my cheekbones are?
Assistant: Look surprised.
Tutu: Well, that looked like you felt a little nauseous.
Can you hold up your side of the bargain? I'm on your toilet. Get on my toilet.
Bridgette
Bridgette: You said you'd learn to use the toilet today. Do you want to use the toilet?
Larry: No.
Bridgette: Uhhh, I'm a terrible mother. Does that make you feel guilty enough to try?
Larry: No.
Eliza: Bridge, I have to finish getting ready.
Bridgette: Well, you're wearing like four outfits. Why not just pick one of those?
It just chills you out, your mind gets really clear. Maybe you'll find panda.
Eliza's Sister
Woman: My friend is doing her dissertation on mushrooms' effect on depression and anxiety.
Bridgette: Magic mushrooms?
Bridgette: Come on, we gotta do it. It's the last one.
Eliza: No, we don't.
Tutu: Why are you wearing a suit?
Rafi: Because I'm taking Larry to get baptized and Bridge can't stop me.
