Grandpa Marsh: That grandma's quite a nice piece of ass.
Randy: Ew, dad! Not in front of Stanley.

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We've reached fag factor 5, captain.

Cartman

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(Randy breaks it to the quintuplets that their grandma died)
Randy: Everyone who has a grandma, step forward.
(Stan, Cartman, Kenny and quintuplets step forward)
Randy: Not so fast, girls.

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Yes, lucky for them, these quintuplets no longer have to live in Romania, the asshole of the world.

Reporter

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Look, people have it so good in America that they get bored very easily. And when people get bored, they start protesting things.

Janet Reno

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