Are you telling us this book is filthy, inappropriate, and made a guy shoot the king of hippies? Can we read it right now?

Cartman [about Catcher in the Rye]

Kyle: Wow, I didn't know Golf games were this cool.
Cartman: Yeah dude, EA Sports outdid themselves this time.

Why would a man who is famous and makes tons of money, use that to try and have sex with a lots of different women?

CDC Guy

South Park Season 14 Quotes

Stan: Mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.
Randy: Just gonna get a little bit of cancer, Stan, tell mom it's okay.

Kyle: Wow, I didn't know Golf games were this cool.
Cartman: Yeah dude, EA Sports outdid themselves this time.