South Park
Wednesdays 10:00 PM on Comedy CentralSouth Park Season 14 Quotes
Are you telling us this book is filthy, inappropriate, and made a guy shoot the king of hippies? Can we read it right now?
Cartman [about Catcher in the Rye]
Kyle: Wow, I didn't know Golf games were this cool.
Cartman: Yeah dude, EA Sports outdid themselves this time.
Why would a man who is famous and makes tons of money, use that to try and have sex with a lots of different women?
CDC Guy