South Park Season 4 Quotes

Satan: You're back!
Chris: Where was I going to go? Detroit?

We're going to do a play about how alcohol can ruin family life.

Mormon

We are saving your daughter from the crutches of Hell!

Cartman

(to Satan) If you're not sexually attracted to someone, then you're not ever going to be. But Saddam isn't right for you either, he's the other extreme. You should try spending some time alone, find the middle ground. That's what I do, because I'm a Buddhist.

God

Satan: I just don't know which one to pick.
God: Now you've become dependent on relationships.

Kyle: You are so going to hell Cartman!
Cartman: (rolling in money) Suck my balls!

Satan you were kicked out of heaven for being a strong rebel, and now your a whiney little bitch.

God

(while "healing" Kyle) Right now, all the Jew-ness is coming out of your body!

Cartman

Chris: Saddam, I get the feeling that you don't like me very much.
Saddam: Gee, whatever gave you that idea? When I stabbed you in the head?

Satan, I'm a 90's man. I cry when I need to.

Chris

Cartman: (preaching) Right here we have a little girl who is very, very ugly. Do you believe He is going to cure your face of the uglies?
Ugly girl: Yes!
Cartman: He's going to take that face and make you reasonable to look at!

I haven't talked to God in over 5000 years!

Satan

South Park Season 4 Quotes

Kyle: But you know, I've learned something today. You see, the basis of all reasoning is the mind's awareness of itself. What we think, the external objects we perceive, are all like actors that come on and off stage. But our consciousness, the stage itself, is always present to us.
Cartman: Tits.

Cartman: You guys, you guys! Oh my god, seriously, you guys!
Stan: What the hell's wrong with Cartman?
Kyle: He's fat and stupid.

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