South Park Season 4

"A Very Crappy Christmas"

Kyle is upset that Mr. Hankey is too busy with his family to perform his holiday duties so the boys create a cartoon to do so.

"The Wacky Molestation Adventure"

The boys send their parents to jail using fake molestation charges, leaving South Park to be run by the kids.

"Fat Camp"

Cartman is sent to fat camp while Kenny is paid to do gross things on reality television.

A retelling of the classic Charles Dicken's novel, "Great Expectations," starring Pip and narrated by Malcom McDowell.

"Helen Keller! The Musical"

Timmy tries to rescue a live turkey that they're using in the school's play of Helen Keller.

"Trapper Keeper"

A man from the future tries to save mankind from Cartman's trapper keeper; Mr. Garrison's kindergarten class has mistakes with the ballots for class president.

"4th Grade"

The boys enter fourth grade and end up missing third grade; Meanwhile, their new teacher, Ms. Choksondik seeks the help of Mr. Garrison, who is now a hermit denying his homosexuality.


The boys of South Park end up creating their own church; Satan must choose between his boyfriend, Chris, and Saddam Hussein.

"Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?"

The boys try to learn whether Jews and the handicap go to heaven or hell; Meanwhile, Saddam Hussein returns to Hell and has an awkward reunion with Satan.

"Something You Can Do with Your Finger"

Cartman gets Stan, Kyle and Kenny to help him make a boy band, "Finger Bang" to try and earn $10 million.

"Chef Goes Nanners"

Chef protests the racist South Park flag; Meanwhile, Wendy freaks out when she thinks she has a crush on Cartman.

"Cherokee Hair Tampons"

Stan tries to convince Cartman to donate one of his kidneys to save Kyle's life; Mr. Garrison becomes a romance novel writer after getting fired.

"Cartman Joins NAMBLA"

When Cartman is looking for more mature friends, he ends up being a poster boy for NAMBLA (North American Man/Boy Love Association); Kenny tries to stop his parents from having another kid.

"Quintuplets 2000"

Stan's family takes in a Russian family with four quintuplets who are on the run from the government; Kenny becomes a famous opera singer in Europe.

"Timmy 2000"

All the kids in South Park are mistakenly diagnosed with ADD; Meanwhile, Timmy joins Skylar's band and Phil Collins attempts to break them up.

"Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000"

After hitting a black student, Token, in the head with a stone, the FBI arrested Cartman for a hate crime.

"The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000"

The boys try to get rich off a tooth fairy scheme, attracting the attention from a local crime boss; Kyle rethinks life after his parents reveal the truth about the tooth fairy.

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South Park Season 4 Quotes

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation, this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

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Sorry, I'm not interested in being friends with midgets. Midgets piss me off.